Upcoming Shows & Events

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  • A Very Sordid Wedding

    A Very Sordid Wedding

    Kalita Humphreys Theater
    September 24 - October 3, 2021

    Bonus add on show!

    Based on the hit 2017 film by Del Shores
    WORLD PREMIERE

    ***CURRENT SAFETY GUIDELINES

    It's 2015, seventeen years after Peggy tripped over G.W.'s wooden legs and died in Sordid Lives, and life has moved into the present for the residents of Winters, Texas. Based on the 2017 hit film of the same name, A Very Sordid Wedding explores the questions, bigotry and the fallout of what happens when gay marriage comes to communities and families that are not quite ready to accept it.   Bigoted “religious freedom,” marriage equality and cultural acceptance are all explored with Del Shores’ trademark approach to using comedy and his much-beloved Sordid Lives characters to deal with these important current social issues and the very real process of accepting your family for who they are instead of who you want them to be.

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  • OY VEY IN A MANGER

    OY VEY IN A MANGER

    Kalita Humphreys Theater
    December 10 - December 12, 2021

    ONE WEEKEND ONLY
    $10 early bird special until July 31
     
    In Oy Vey in a Manger, we find Angel, Winnie, Trixie, and Trampolina trying to sell off their manger – yes, that manger – before it's foreclosed upon. Crises arise, secrets are revealed, Jewish-Gentile tensions surface, and mayhem ensues – all in glorious four-part harmony. Oy Vey boasts The Kinsey Sicks' reinterpretations of holiday classics.

    Rated R

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2022 Season Tickets On Sale
 

The season will feature regional premieres of the critically acclaimed 2013 Tony Award winner for Best Musical, Kinky Boots, and the regional premiere of the 2019 Tony nominated two-act revival of the original 1983 trilogy Harvey Fierstein’s Torch Song. The shortened season will wrap up with the 2007 Tony Award Best Play nominee, The Little Dog Laughed. Uptown Players will also present its annual fundraising production, Broadway Our Way, as part of the 2022 season lineup.
   


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